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Monday, February 10, 2003
Michael Douglas and Catharine Zeta Jones etc.
This glamorous couple are, I understand, involved in a legal argument about photos taken by a gatecrasher at their wedding. These unofficial photos were sold by a paparazzo to Hello magazine. The official photos were sold by the happy couple to OK magazine.
I do not want to give my judgement on the rights and wrongs of the case. However, I wish to hand out sentences to the people involved.
To the happy couple: I find that their conduct puts them in breach of my Official Secrets Act. I therefore make it punishable by death for them ever to appear in public, in a film or in any public medium for a period of twenty years.And any volunteers to assassinate the journalists/editors responsible for and the readers of The Sun (last Saturday's front-page headline: [something like] "Phil to leave Eastenders") would surely gain the undying gratitude of people with proper brains.
[More details of my Official Secrets Act can be found in my post of 29 August, if Blogger will let you - Josh]
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